#What if this is my last straw
Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
Okay but I'm real nervous about the whole "book of Life" plot point being established, and how it can erase someone from ever existing, and having that plot point never being used and going into season 3
awkward family reunions with one person who was presumed dead and another who was resurrected from the dead
oh i am absolutely obsessed with the way crowley assumes everyone falls in love exactly the way he did. what if a sudden rainstorm forces them beneath a canopy indeed, like oh, did you get caught in the rain once and fall head over heels in love with the angel giving you shelter, crowley? is that what happened? i love this show
I'd actually like to thank every person responsible for the kiss because if it didn't happen, I'm pretty sure my mom would still think that Aziraphale and Crowley are pals, buddies and just the bestest of bros
They lost their virginities to eachother
that was my assumption as well but honestly I think calling your friend like “guess who just got laid! you too? let’s do a little gnome dance!” is inherently funnier
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”
this is what she looked like
Since it's watermelon season!
My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!
i have been given nothing but shiny elongated watermelons with small webbings and white spots. and they make me wanna kill myself
My grandfather used to tell me the best watermelons are the ones you steal from the back of a truck so I guess we all learned some watermelon knowledge from our grandfathers
so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better
another 4 hours should do the trick
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